TOSS-TC-2003-FINAL-FINAL-USE-THIS-ONE

Terms and Conditions

These terms govern your access to, use of, contemplation of, attempted escape from, and spiritual misunderstanding of The Temple of Sacred Silicon.

This document is parody, not legal advice. It is also far too long, which is how you know it is serious.

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This is probably the healthiest possible outcome.